condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any green day jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

gr4ceffa:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you are subscribed to joey graceffa

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

  • before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
  • after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
  • trash-king:

    meaniemikan:

    trash-king:

    when none of ur internet friends are online

    timezoned again

    clockblocked

    FUCK

    the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong
    avocavo:

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

i thought u found a fairy wing omg
    gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

    toastoat:

    toastoat:

    i wish when i felt threatened or angry or embarrased my hair would do the expandy fluffy thing like in ghibli films